You can unlock special achievements, drive the populace nutty and play giant hockey. In the game, you play as a goat, and you run around different but similar environments, destroying everything in your path by butting, licking and jumping. A cross between snorting cocaine off the back of a miniature horse while riding in the bed of a pick-up truck at 90mph while having a seizure and standing on the roof staring directly into the sun while trying to urinate directly into a soda bottle twelve feet below you, Goat Simulator is a level of time wasting madness that you need in your life. If you aren’t familiar with Goat Simulator then you aren’t truly living your best life. The game has been available for some time now on PC and Xbox One and recently was released on the Nintendo Switch as Goat Simulator: The Goaty containing all the DLC content: Goat Simulator, Goat MMO Simulator, Goat Simulator: GoatZ, Goat Simulator: Payday and Goat Simulator: Waste of Space. Filed under news that will tickle your tingles, Goat Simulator has found its way into the Microsoft Store for Windows 10.
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